Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #397): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #397):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #397):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #397):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #397):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of open carry laws in Ohio that have kept two African-American boys from being killed by police when their BB gun is mistaken for a real gun in the last three years?

“Get me off this fucking rock. Also, ZERO.”

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