Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #387): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #387):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans (minority civilians or innocent cops) that need to be killed in senseless gun violence before Americans even remotely broach the subject of better handling who to give guns to:

“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”