Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #378): 

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #378):

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total: Number of Americans who bought a gun to protect themselves from all the other guns other Americans bought to protect THEMSELVES from all the guns totally different people from the first group of people bought (who also bought their guns to protect themselves from everyone else’s guns they couldn’t think of at the moment):

“Ain’t got time wonder why, WHOOPEE! We’re all gonna die.”