Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411 By James Schlarmann June 12, 2015 Share FacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsApp Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #411): Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency): Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama: Total Number of National Gun Registries Ordered by President Barack Obama: Total Fast Track Trade Authorities Taken Advantage of by President Barack Obama: (Wow, look at the Democrats with spines all of a sudden) Total Christian Traditions Ruled Illegal Through Executive Fiat by President Barack Obama: Total Benghazis Covered Up (Again) by President Barack Obama: Total Forced Abortions of Republican Babies Issued by President Barack Obama: Total Free Markets: Shat Upon by President Barack Obama: Total “In God We Trust”s Removed From Coinage by President Barack Obama: Total Lincoln Bedroom Jack-Off-a-Thons Hosted by President Barack Obama: Total Number Of Times We Will Continue This Bit Until People Stop Believing That Shit Will Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch: “Forever and ever and ever if we have to, you dinkuses.” Advertising More Cool Sh*t Totally Bulls*it News Lorena Bobbitt Just Filed Paperwork to Trademark “Your Body, My Choice” 0 Totally Bulls*it News How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk? 0 Totally Bulls*it News Jeff Epstein’s Ghost Told Me He’s “Really Proud” of His Pal’s Comeback 0 Advertising