Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #411): Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total Types of Guns Banned by President Barack Obama:

Total Number of National Gun Registries Ordered by President Barack Obama:

Total Fast Track Trade Authorities Taken Advantage of by President Barack Obama:

(Wow, look at the Democrats with spines all of a sudden)

Total Christian Traditions Ruled Illegal Through Executive Fiat by President Barack Obama:

Total Benghazis Covered Up (Again) by President Barack Obama:

Total Forced Abortions of Republican Babies Issued by President Barack Obama:

Total Free Markets: Shat Upon by President Barack Obama:

Total “In God We Trust”s Removed From Coinage by President Barack Obama:

Total Lincoln Bedroom Jack-Off-a-Thons Hosted by President Barack Obama:

Total Number Of Times We Will Continue This Bit Until People Stop Believing That Shit Will Come to Be Under President Barack Obama’s Watch:

“Forever and ever and ever if we have to, you dinkuses.”