SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Last week, Facebook announced that it was rebranding, and would be known henceforth as “Meta.”
The corporate name change comes after years of intense scrutiny from governments across the globe. More than one western nation has put forth allegations that Mark Zuckerberg’s titty rating website knowingly fosters and profits from hate and in some extreme cases, murder and genocide.
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Despite just having announced their rebranding only a few short days ago, reports are that the beta version of Meta is already looking and feeling a lot like Facebook did; particularly when it comes to the presence of white nationalists on the platform/data mining profiteering operation. According to new whistleblower reports, Meta is already virtually infested with Meta Nazis.
“Our engineers were crestfallen to say the least when we they came into work last week and found the new server farm was already completely inundated with Meta Nazis and their Meta Nazi shit,” one engineer at the company told us on condition of anonymity.
“Just Pepe memes, Swastikas, Hitler pictures, and Donald Trump Jr. posts as far as the eye can see. It was so disheartening to find out that a cosmetic and superficial change to the website’s name wouldn’t just automatically fix our white supremacist infestation situation. The higher-ups are already working on an emergency plan that will make it look like they addressed the Meta Nazis but in what actually will happen is that they’ll just keep taking Meta Nazi money and the ad revenue hate-filled content produces for them.”
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