Today, on Valentine’s Day, former Gov. Nikki Haley (Q-SC) announced that she was officially beginning her 2024 presidential campaign. Haley became the first prominent Republican to challenge her former boss, ex-President Donald J. Trump, for her party’s nomination.
If Haley was hoping Trump would take it easy on her, and maybe even give her some kind words on a day devoted to love, she was sorely mistaken. Instead, Trump took to Truth Social and blasted her. Trump called her judgment into question, insisting that “good, clean, ammo hoarding, pigment-free patriots prefer male MAGA to female MAGA.”
Trump also said he doesn’t think Haley “has what the unwashed, incestuous masses really want.”
“Nikki is okay. She’s alright. She could be better. She could be blonde. She could look, for instance, just saying, more like my darling IVANKA,” Trump wrote. “But that’s her call. If she doesn’t want to be hot as fuck like Vanky, it’s a free country. But, very seriously, can anyone out there really see the MAGA faithful lining up behind her like they line up behind their FAVORITE PRESIDENT?!”
Trump then claimed that pro-MAGA voters wouldn’t “go as far for Nikki” as they would for him.
“Let’s keep it real, MAGA fam,” Trump wrote, “ain’t nobody stormin’ the capitol if Nikki Haley loses. For that matter, ain’t nobody gonna do an insurrection if Ron DeSanctimonious loses. That honor belongs to one guy — ME! Not that I lost, okay?! Just saying, that IF I HAD LOST, WHICH AGAIN I DID NOT, we already know how hard the MAGA people are willing to fight for me, and we have no idea if Ron or Nikki can inspire bloodlust in idiots like I can.”
@jamboschlarmbo Poor Nikki. #NikkiHaley #Trump #Republican #2024 #satire #politics #political #politik ♬ original sound – James Schlarmann
