Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at the Biden administration today for what she called a “total and complete failure” to enforce U.S. immigration laws. Ms. Greene lambasted Biden and accused him of “opening the border wider than Ivanka’s mouth the night before she gets her allowance.” Greene then divulged to the House Oversight Committee on Presidential Dick Pics that she had met last week with a sasquatch general in the unicorn mounted security force bankrolled by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, and she was told that recently more than sixteen trillion undocumented migrants crossed the southern border.
Greene then demanded that President Biden get her the names and home countries of all sixteen trillion immigrants she says illegally entered the country.
“He can’t run. He can’t hide. Joe Biden might think we’re gonna stop once we figure out how and when to get his son’s dick pics disassembled to the American people,” Greene said, “but he is wrong. We will not stop. We will not surrender. We will be stronger than his gazpacho police ever dreamed of being! We will crawl right his butthole and get the answers we deserve, because we got a lot of practice crawling up inside a president’s ass during the MAGA years!”
The Biden White House indicated they are unsure what Ms. Greene is talking about, and do not have any information to provide her. However, Biden did offer to refer Greene to the same drug counseling program his son Hunter has used.
“If that nice horse faced lady needs help kicking drugs, she can call the program my son Hunter went with,” Biden said in the Oval Office. “In fact, I think the phone number for it is probably on Hunter’s laptop, and unless she and Donald Trump Jr erased it when they were combing it for dirt, she should have everything she needs right there.”
@jamboschlarmbo I think her math might need to be checked. #marjorietaylorgreene #satire #politics #immigration #politik ♬ original sound – James Schlarmann
