…the incoming president’s advisers would like women to first be put to work as birthing cows, but my grandma hasn’t been of child-bearing age for a few decades now. So back to the workforce it is for Granny.
Okay, so at this point we know we’re going to have to start planning for what the future will be like, under full-blown Christofascism, which is a word we’re not sure how long we’ll be allowed to use without legal ramifications.
When the Fartnaps Regime takes over in January, it is one of their publicly stated goals to drastically alter social safety net programs. Social Security has been considered a “fourth rail” of American politics, but many people receiving Social Security voted for a return of the Angry Tweeter in Chief. Which might seem paradoxical in a less-stupid country than America. However, Fartnaps economic adviser Elon Musk (ike the rapist-elect, a member of the Epstein Air Frequent Flyer Miles Club) has made it very clear he will ask the president to send everyone who can work back to work.
What’s the point of buying a presidency if you can’t dictate to the president what he does?
Perhaps to some it doesn’t make sense, but from what I’m understanding, millions of Americans decided to give Jesus Nazism a try because they were mad about the price of their milk and eggs. Seems like as good a reason to backslide into social Darwinism as any I’ve ever heard.
Despite the fact that some of us are going to be scratching our heads and wondering how we got to this point for a long time to come, it’s probably also time to do some radical acceptance about our situation. Assuming Team Senile Rapist has control of all three branches of our government, it’s not inconceivable that by the end of the term, Social Security will be defunded, meaning that millions of elderly, retired people like my 90-year-old grandma will need to find work.
If she’s going to eat her bargain priced cat food like JD Vance wants her to, she can’t buy it with her sweetness and charm, can she?
Ordinarily, I know that the incoming president’s advisers would like women to first be put to work as birthing cows, but my grandma hasn’t been of child-bearing age for a few decades now. So back to the workforce it is for Granny. The question is, if Granny wants to eat eggs and drink milk, how many hours will she have to work per week? I assume it’s dependent on her salary, and work experience, of course.
I just would like to know how many hours she needs to work in order to be able to buy all that milk and eggs that Americans believe to be more important than making sure trans kids feel safe to stay alive, air and water are safe for us to consume, and that our grandparents don’t die in the fields that are now devoid of even legal migrant workers. If eggs and milk are going to be worth more than my grandma’s ability to live out her golden years comfortably with her Social Security benefits, I just need to know if a minimum wage job or six will get the job done for her.
Anyone with any information, please reach out so I can let Granny know.
