DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA — Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no longer be able to rest her tired, cloven feet at the Del Mar Racetrack’s stable facility. This development comes after Del Mar informed Greene this week that she was “extremely delinquent” on her stable rental fees, and her contract was being terminated for lack of payment.
“Ms. Greene, we are writing to inform you that, as of today, your stable privileges at the Del Mar Racetrack have been canceled due to non-payment of our fees,” a letter from the track management, obtained by this outlet, states.
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“While we pride ourselves on being not just where the surf meets the turf, but also in your case where the herp meets the derp, we cannot simply let you use our facilities free of charge. We understand that to pro-MAGA people, paying your bills isn’t something you consider to be part of being a responsible adult, but in the real world, we cannot pay our stable hands in exposure bucks.”
Greene owes roughly $125,000 in stable fees. In a statement to the press, Rep. Greene claims that she “would have the money to pay the fees,” but that “Nancy Pelosi’s communist mask fines” have left her coming up short, financially speaking. Del Mar informed Greene that she needs to clean out her assigned stable by the end of the week, or pay her passed due stable fees by that time.
Otherwise, her belongings will be boxed up and left on the race track’s front lawn.
“Why a single horse lady needs so many copies of Mein Kompf and The Art of the Deal, we’ll never know. However, you have given us no choice but to box them, and all your shit, and put it on the front lawn if you have not paid your dues by the end of the week. We look forward to hearing from you ASAP.”
Congresspony Greene could not be reached for further comment.
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