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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

5 Things Other Than Sequester That Congressional Republicans Would Rather Avoid

Republicans in Congress are now all too eager to let sequestration cuts go into effect March 1st.

5 Reasons Republicans Don’t Want To Raise The Minimum Wage

5 Reasons the Republicans in Congress don't want to raise the minimum wage.

Wayne LaPierre’s Lost Love Poem To His Guns

A poem written by Wayne LaPierre for the love of his life.