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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

5 Ways Gay Marriage Has Totally Ruined Our Straight Marriages

Does gay marriage harm straight marriages? You be the judge!

10 Songs On the Palins’ Brawlin’ Party Playlist

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.

Facebook to Extend Content Labeling Beyond Satire

Facebook has decided it didn't go far enough to condescend to its users in labeling satirical content as "satire," and have decided to label more content based on presumed intelligence level.

5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

Just what will the bastion of intellect and sanguine political commentary have on its "airwaves?" We have some thoughts on the Sarah Palin Channel lineup.

Sen. Lindsey Graham: “I was born within 5 minutes of conception!”

After making dubious claims in support of his new abortion bill, Senator Lindsey Graham shocked the world by claiming to have been born just after fertilization.

Like the Rest of Us, God Hated Fred Phelps — A Political Garbage Chute Obituary

We do not mourn for Fred Phelps. We dance upon his grave.

The House Republicans Present: “Our 5 Debt Ceiling Demands, 2014 Q1 Edition”

The Political Garbage Chute got access to the next list of debt ceiling demands from House Republicans, here it is.

Politician Letters To Santa: Michele Bachmann

Rep. Michele Bachmann's 2013 letter to Santa Claus.

4 Gift Ideas For the House Republican in Your Life

Four gift ideas for House Republicans.

Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers

Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.