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Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

"What do they even need with me, when they have that sausage-fingered rapist they clearly worship more than me anyway?" - Jesus Hubert Christ Don't...

Obama’s Socialist Curse Worsens With Best Year for Jobs Since 1999!

The dangerous socialist agenda of President Barack Obama resulted in the best year for jobs creation in our capitalist, free-market society.

5 Political Predictions for 2015 (VIDEO)

We have no powers to predict anything, but we didn't let that stop us from trying! Here's what we think 2015 will bring us.

5 Ways to Tell If You’re Speaking at a White Supremacist Rally (VIDEO)

Representative Steve Scalise may need some help figuring out if he's surrounded by white supremacists, so we put together this segment for his edification.

Obama Brings the U.S. Economy to Its Knees With Best Jobs Growth in 15 Years!

President Obama's threatening to bring the economy down by way of making it stronger, more robust, and adding more jobs this year than in the last 15 years.

5 Republican Pick Up Lines

Are you a Republican looking to make time with a lady folk? Try one of these patented pick-up lines!

5 Lesser Known Rand Paul Conspiracy Theories

Rand Paul's got some pretty "out there conspiracy theories." Do you believe we've found some more?

5 Ways Gay Marriage Has Totally Ruined Our Straight Marriages

Does gay marriage harm straight marriages? You be the judge!

10 Songs On the Palins’ Brawlin’ Party Playlist

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.

Facebook to Extend Content Labeling Beyond Satire

Facebook has decided it didn't go far enough to condescend to its users in labeling satirical content as "satire," and have decided to label more content based on presumed intelligence level.

5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

Just what will the bastion of intellect and sanguine political commentary have on its "airwaves?" We have some thoughts on the Sarah Palin Channel lineup.