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Pete Hegseth Told Me “Whiskey Dick” is His Best Defense Against Rape Allegations

"...honestly I was too blacked out to remember what happened that day anyway..." A lot of people seem worried that former Fox News host Pete...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg: ‘You’d Have to be On Something to Spend 8 Hours a Day With Those Assholes Too’

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently admitted to being not fully sober at the 2015 State of the Union, but is that the only time the venerable justice has hit the sauce on the job?

Hitler, Satan Split on Support For Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice

The Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court really is in a lather over gay marriage. A hot, steamy, foamy, lather.

“How Real Patriots Eat (A Lot Less)” by Congressional Republicans

Congressional Republicans are looking to help a lot of poor Americans lose a ton of weight. By eating a lot less. Because they won't be able to buy food.

Scott Walker Not Sure About Evolution or The Color of Sky, Grass

Gov. Scott Walker is not a scientist. So what all does that mean?

Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary

Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a documentary that claims LGBT equality is an attack on Christianity.

Obama Uses Nobel Prize to Stuff ISIS War Powers Authorization Into Envelope

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It takes a whole lot of pages to...

Tennessee Republican: ‘Bible Should Be Our Official Book, Jesus Christ Our Co-Governor’

Jerry Sexton is a Tennessee Republican with an interesting take on the Separation of Church and State.

“Why Brian Williams Should Go To Jail” by Dick Cheney

An op-ed penned by Dick Cheney in support of incarcerating Brian Williams.

Man Who Benefited From Federal Anti-Discrimination Laws Laments Having to Pay it Forward

Clarence Thomas has a sad about the court having "made up its mind" on gay marriage already.

Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?