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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

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Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...
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Man Who Benefited From Federal Anti-Discrimination Laws Laments Having to Pay it Forward

Clarence Thomas has a sad about the court having "made up its mind" on gay marriage already.
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Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?
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POLL: COUNTRY UPSET IT WAS LIED TO ABOUT STUFF THAT HAPPENED IN A WAR BUILT ENTIRELY ON LIES

Who are Americans more upset at - Brian Williams or the people who lied to get us into the war that Williams told false stories about?
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Senator Dr. Rand Paul: ‘Parents Have a Right to Make Their Kids Drink AIDS Blood if They Want’

Will Rand Paul deliver this speech on parental freedom sometime soon?
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West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Are rape pregnancies terrible? According to human beings with compassion and empathy, yes. According to some Republicans? Maybe not so much.
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Report: Texas Republicans Want to Draft Anti-ObamaVaxx Bill

Are Texas Republicans going to force their state to take a stand against Obama's mandatory vaccinations, even if they don't exist in reality?
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“Why I Should Be Elected President in 2016” by Scott Walker

Why does Scott Walker want to be president? Did we ask him ourselves?
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22-Year-Old College Libertarian: Socialism is Bad, Now Give Me My Pell Grant So I Can Take the Highway to the State University I Attend

A local young libertarian explains why taxes are theft, socialism is evil, and why neither of those things mean he's a hypocrite for getting government grants and going to a publicly funded universty.
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House Republicans To Propose ‘Sperm and Egg Production’ Bill

Forget abortion. Does one Congressman want to make pulling your pud illegal?
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“Why I Should Be President” by Jeb Bush

Jeb Bush explains why he should be president after next year's election.
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