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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

Scott Walker Sorry About (The Media Covering) His Dumb Comments

Don't think Scott Walker doesn't feel about his comments comparing ISIS to Wisconsin protesters. He is very sorry...that the media covered it.

Sen. Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity

Senator Jim Inhofe has a bone to pick with science, he won't stop until he wins.

Scott Walker Says Protesters Are Like Nazis With AIDS Killing Puppies

Scott Walker has some interesting views on protesters and terrorists.

Scott Walker ‘Not Even Sure Obama is Human’

Is there anything about Obama that Scott Walker is "sure" of?

Rudy Giuliani: ‘I’m Not a Racist. I’m a Pandering Asshole’

Rudy Giuliani says he he didn't make racist comments; he was just pandering to other, IRL-racists.

WalMart Announces Bump in Wages from ‘Sub-Sub-Poverty’ to ‘Plain Old Sub-Poverty’

Wal-Mart has decided to crow about raising their workers' average salaries from sub-sub-poverty rates to just regular sub-poverty.

ELECTION 2016: ISIS Executioner Endorses Dr. Ben Carson

Dr. Ben Carson loves him some war crimes. Which means he's ISIS' ideal presidential candidate.

Texas Judge Wants to Retroactively Block Emancipation Proclamation

Judge Andrew Hanen not only blocked Obama's immigration executive actions, he thinks he can retroactively block the Emancipation Proclamation.