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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

Ted Cruz: U.S. Calls ‘Dibs’ on Mars’ Water Supply, Will Charge Rest of Galaxy For Access

Scientists have found the first evidence of liquid water on Mars, and Senator Ted Cruz calls "finders/keepers."

Over 4,000 Dead U.S. Soldiers Send Gear to John McCain With Note: ‘You First, A-Hole’

A group of veterans who died in Iraq have sent a clear message to one of America's top war mongers -- "Knock it the Hell off, a-hole."

POLL: Majority of Democrats Ready For Holding Their Nose and Voting For Hillary

Hillary Clinton is running for president pretty much unopposed. This TPGC poll asks Democrats how they feel about that.

Rand Paul: ‘Obama Wants to Put the Government Between Your Kids and Your Bulls**t Pseudoscience!’

Rand Paul weighed in on gay conversion therapy at a recent campaign stop in Georgia.

Dick Cheney: ‘I Write For People Who Love to Read Books Full of Bullsh*t’

The Political Garbage Chute caught up with Dick Cheney at a book signing.

Conservative Radio Host Weighing Options to Defend SC’s Murdering Cop

South Carolina cop Michael T. Slager is being charged with murder, and one conservative radio host isn't sure how to spin it to his audience.

“Why The U.S.-Iran Nuke Deal Is Bad, Bad, Bad” by John McCain

Senator John McCain sent the Chute this op-ed, explaining his opposition to the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal framework.

Rand Paul to America: ‘There’s One More Seat in the Clown Car, and It’s Mine!’

Rand Paul 2016 is officially here, and the Chute has got it covered.

Indiana Burger Joint Hangs ‘F**ck F*ggots’ Sign In Window, Gets $2 Billion in Crowdfunding

Indiana's new law has given rise to a whole new cottage industry, conservative crowd funding for bigots.

Republicans React: Obama Headed to His Homeland For the First Time In His Presidency

President Obama is going to Kenya for the first time since being elected president in 2008, and we Republican reactions.