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Greenlander Would Rather Not Lose Universal Healthcare to Join “Shit Hole” Country

"Why would we want to join a shit hole country that doesn't even give us basic human health services like every other developed nation?" When...

FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real

Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.

Jeb: ‘My Main Objective, Win or Lose, Is To Disown My Last Name’

Jeb Bush tells a crowd what his biggest goal for his 2016 campaign will be.

Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America

Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have...

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

How many of America's firearms did Obama take away this week? Find out here!

5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts

Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her...

North Carolina Republican: ‘We’re Tired of the Other States Having all the Homophobic Fun!’

One North Carolina Republican explains why he and his colleagues overrode the state's Republican governor on a piece of anti-LGBT legislation.

Jesus Christ Has ‘Had It Up to Here’ With People Using His Name to Hurt LGBT People

Jesus Christ is really getting tired of the Religious Right's shenanigans.

Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”

Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.

Franklin Graham ‘Bummed’ To Find Out His Mattress is Pro-LGBT Too

Even Franklin Graham's mattress has turned on him!