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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Has Anyone Seen Donald Trump’s REAL Hairline?

It's time that Donald Trump stop hiding and reveal his long-form hairline.

Conservatives Stunned By Racially Motivated Crime in Post-Racial America

The recent shooting in South Carolina has left some conservatives confused as to how a racially-motivated crime can happen in a post-racial country.

Colorado Supreme Court Rules Employees Can Be Fired For Post-Work Beer

The Colorado Supreme Court has revamped its previous ruling on whether employers can fire employees for off-hours vice consumption.

FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real

Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.

Jeb: ‘My Main Objective, Win or Lose, Is To Disown My Last Name’

Jeb Bush tells a crowd what his biggest goal for his 2016 campaign will be.

Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America

Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.

Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have...

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #411

How many of America's firearms did Obama take away this week? Find out here!

5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts

Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her...

North Carolina Republican: ‘We’re Tired of the Other States Having all the Homophobic Fun!’

One North Carolina Republican explains why he and his colleagues overrode the state's Republican governor on a piece of anti-LGBT legislation.