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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Local Religious Zealot ‘Not So Concerned’ About Life of Zygote After It’s Born

One woman stopped an abortion, but doesn't care what happens to the child next. She's onto the next zygote before the dust settles.

FBI: Suspect’s Ethnicity, Presumed Religion ‘Vital’ In Labeling Chattanooga Shooting ‘Terrorism’

The perpetrator in the Chattanooga shooting incident had a Muslim name and brown skin, helping the FBI to officially label his attack as terrorism.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #416

Has the Obama gun confiscation regime knocked on YOUR door this week?

Scott Walker: ‘Let’s Just Give Iran Nukes and Then We Can Skip to the War Part!’

President Scott Walker will deal with Iran in a very unique and unusual way.

Gay Lutheran Pastor To Start Official “Church of LGBT” & Claim Religious Freedom to Be LGBT

Can one man in Georgia start a church specifically for LGBT people and claim religious freedom to protect it?

Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #3)

Did your traditional, heterosexual marriage get ruined by gay marriage this week? Click through and find out!

James O’Keefe: ‘I have Video Evidence Obama Shot JFK’

The Planned Parenthood baby part selling video was the tip of the ice berg?

POLL: 4 out of 5 Dead Iraq War Vets ‘Don’t Give A S**t’ About Dick Cheney’s Opinion on Iran Nuke Deal

A new poll of dead Iraq War vets shows just how much they value Dick Cheney's opinion on the Iran nuclear deal.