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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Scott Walker: ‘Let’s Just Give Iran Nukes and Then We Can Skip to the War Part!’

President Scott Walker will deal with Iran in a very unique and unusual way.

Gay Lutheran Pastor To Start Official “Church of LGBT” & Claim Religious Freedom to Be LGBT

Can one man in Georgia start a church specifically for LGBT people and claim religious freedom to protect it?

Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #3)

Did your traditional, heterosexual marriage get ruined by gay marriage this week? Click through and find out!

James O’Keefe: ‘I have Video Evidence Obama Shot JFK’

The Planned Parenthood baby part selling video was the tip of the ice berg?

POLL: 4 out of 5 Dead Iraq War Vets ‘Don’t Give A S**t’ About Dick Cheney’s Opinion on Iran Nuke Deal

A new poll of dead Iraq War vets shows just how much they value Dick Cheney's opinion on the Iran nuclear deal.

Scott Walker Tweets Image With Nazi Death Camps to ‘One-Up’ Donald Trump

Scott Walker does not want Donald Trump being the front runner AND the only Republican blasting out Nazi imagery.

Atheist Texas Judge To Require All Christian Couples to Sign ‘Your God is Made-Up’ Document Before Getting Married

A Texas Judge's reaction to gay marriage has forced another Texas judge to fight fire with fire.

Netanyahu: Western Nuke Deal With Iran a ‘Serious Threat To My Warmongering’

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is not happy about what the new nuclear deal with Iran will mean for his posturing and rhetoric.

Oklahoma Satanic Judge: ‘The Goat Sacrificing Stays in My Court!’

One judge in Oklahoma says if Christians can keep the Ten Commandments at the capitol, he can keep sacrificing goats to Satan in his courtroom.