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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Hitler, Satan Split on Support For Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice

The Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court really is in a lather over gay marriage. A hot, steamy, foamy, lather.

“How Real Patriots Eat (A Lot Less)” by Congressional Republicans

Congressional Republicans are looking to help a lot of poor Americans lose a ton of weight. By eating a lot less. Because they won't be able to buy food.

Scott Walker Not Sure About Evolution or The Color of Sky, Grass

Gov. Scott Walker is not a scientist. So what all does that mean?

Freedom Loving Republicans to Star in Anti-Freedom, Anti-LGBT Documentary

Prominent Republicans like Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul are going to star in a documentary that claims LGBT equality is an attack on Christianity.

Obama Uses Nobel Prize to Stuff ISIS War Powers Authorization Into Envelope

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It takes a whole lot of pages to...

Tennessee Republican: ‘Bible Should Be Our Official Book, Jesus Christ Our Co-Governor’

Jerry Sexton is a Tennessee Republican with an interesting take on the Separation of Church and State.

“Why Brian Williams Should Go To Jail” by Dick Cheney

An op-ed penned by Dick Cheney in support of incarcerating Brian Williams.

Man Who Benefited From Federal Anti-Discrimination Laws Laments Having to Pay it Forward

Clarence Thomas has a sad about the court having "made up its mind" on gay marriage already.

Chris Christie Looking Into Constitutionality of Being President While Incarcerated

Are rumors true of the Christie 2016 camp looking into running the country from prison?

POLL: COUNTRY UPSET IT WAS LIED TO ABOUT STUFF THAT HAPPENED IN A WAR BUILT ENTIRELY ON LIES

Who are Americans more upset at - Brian Williams or the people who lied to get us into the war that Williams told false stories about?