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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”
Jesus Christ sounds off on the new gun range added to an Alabama church.
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2015
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Alabama Church to Open Nuclear Test Range Next to Sunday School Buildings
Once Rocky Mount Methodist Church put up a gun range, it wasn't going to be long before other churches tried to one-up them.
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2015
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Scott Walker Wants to Replace Statue of Liberty Torch With Upraised Middle Finger
Walker will tell supporters that "imaginary, invisible lines in land masses" need to be protected in order to "guarantee that American exceptionocitization continues far into the future."
James Schlarmann
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August 18, 2015
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Marco Rubio Says He’ll Appoint ‘Vagina Czar’ To Enforce Abortion Ban
"It's just that I believe in making government so small, we can fit it in your vagina."
James Schlarmann
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August 18, 2015
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County Republican: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Just Don’t Like or Trust Foreigners or Mexicans!’
"Does it make me racist to have an irrational fear of new people coming here?"
James Schlarmann
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August 18, 2015
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Donald Trump Kicks Orphan, Surges in GOP Polls
Donald Trump kicked an orphan and a new poll shows that actually improved his standing with Republican voters.
James Schlarmann
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August 17, 2015
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Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’
When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.
James Schlarmann
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August 17, 2015
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Atheist Kentucky Clerk Cites ‘Deeply Held Irreligious Beliefs’ & Refuses to Marry Christians
One Kentucky clerk has decided to counter-protest Kim Davis, the county clerk still denying marriages to gay couples.
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2015
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #420
When will Obama's Gun Confiscation come for YOUR gun?!
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2015
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Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist
Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."
James Schlarmann
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August 13, 2015
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