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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Citing “Senioritis,” Obama Decides to Stay In Afghanistan

President Obama has decided to leave troops in Afghanistan after his departure from office after all.

Jim Webb Was Sent Back in Time to Protect John Connor

Jim Webb makes a surprise announcement following the debates.

Republican Confused By Lack of Xenophobia In Democratic Debate

One Republican is furious at the dearth of xenophobia put on display by Democrats in their first debate.

Town Democrat ‘Really Impressed’ With Hillary Clinton’s Slick Mastery of Politics

One man says Hillary Clinton's slick, pre-packaged styling is much more important than substance and ideological consistency.

Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke!

Mike Huckabee would like to take back the Asian joke he made during the first televised Democratic debate.

Man Ready to Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before the Next Mass Shooting

One American is just looking for a break between mass shootings. So give him a day, would ya?

Rep. Trey Gowdy To Move Benghazi Hearings to Salem

Can one Republican get the Benghazi hearings moved to a venue more conducive to his tactics?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #350

Was your piece part of Obama's Gun Confiscation this week?

Ben Carson Says He’d Have Attacked the Iceberg If He’d Have Been on the Titanic

Dr. Ben Carson would have made sure the Titanic tragedy ended completely differently, of course.