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Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't figure out how to wrangle my wife's genitals into their holding pen before...

Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You

One man's fight against abortion rights has him willing to make himself look absolutely disgusting to most humans.

Paul Ryan: “HJ-a-Day” is Deal Breaker for His Speaker Run

Paul Ryan has a LOT of historically significant demands in order to accept the role of Speaker of the House.

On His First Day as Speaker, Paul Ryan Has Promised To Do These Three Things

Paul Ryan sent his caucus a bullet-pointed list of three things he will get done in the first 24 hours he is Speaker of the House.

Gowdy Says He Has Evidence Someone Was ‘Blowing’ HRC The Night of Benghazi

A new, but familiar sounding development in the Benghazi investigation.

Trey Gowdy Goes On 11 Hour Fishing Trip, Comes Back With Fish Conspiracy Theories

When Trey Gowdy went back home to blow off steam after grilling Hillary Clinton for an entire day, he was met with a new set of challenges.

NRA Executive: Promoting Civil War Fantasy Piece Was ‘Just a Suggestion, Not a Warning’

Right-wing blogger and gun rights activist Bob Owens wrote a piece about hanging Democrats after a civil war over guns, and the NRA promoted it, but why?

Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!

Americans Celebrate End of Racism With Traditional “Burning of Six Black Churches”

Six black churches burned in St. Louis this month, but was it all part of a traditional American celebration?

BREAKING: Trey Gowdy Not Sure Dunk Tank Will Be Ready For Hillary’s Benghazi Testimony

Trey Gowdy's big day with Hillary is already off to a rough start

Joe Biden Eschews Presidential Run To Embark on Epic Crusade to Find Lost Treasure

What Joe Biden plans to do with his post-political career may surprise some