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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #353

Obama's Gun Confiscation keeps rollin', rollin', rollin.

Fuming Fiorina to Ben Carson: I’m the Liar, You’re The Dumb One!

Ben Carson just caught in a lie, and that makes the GOP's preeminent liar in the election very, very mad.

Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October

The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not because they aren't good.

Trans Man to Ben Carson: Dumb People in the White House Make ME Uncomfortable

Trans people make Ben Carson uncomfortable, hence his ironic discrimination.

GOP Consultant ‘Not Sure’ Candidates Drumming Up Enough Hate for Mexicans

This GOP consultant thinks there's a lot more room for subtle xenophobia in the field of candidates.

D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S*** All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S*** All Over This Country’

A Dick Cheney Statue is going to be installed at the U.S. Capitol, and one pigeon has pledged to do his part in response.

Conservative Economics Student Explains Why The Poor Should Just Be Left to Die Off

One young capitalist thinks we should be playing some Social Darwinism with the poor.

Houston: Conservatives Assert Their Right to Know Where You’re Pooing

Houston's Proposition 1 just failed, and this young libertarian Houstonian is going to tell you why.

10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions

Ted Cruz put out a list of the only 50 debate questions he'd answer, and we have ten of the best for you.