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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Sarah Palin: I Saw American Muslims Celebrating From My Backyard on 9/11

Sarah Palin rides to Donald Trump's rhetorical rescue.

NRA Spokesman: Armed Fetuses Might Have Prevented Planned Parenthood Shooting

Could the Planned Parenthood shooting have been stopped if the fetuses inside were armed?

GoFundMe Set Up For Daleiden’s, Fiorina’s Sleeping Pills

After the Planned Parenthood shooting, a crowd funding effort has begun to help Carly Fiorina and David Daleiden sleep at night.

Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.

Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.

Ben Carson: I Would Have Had the Fetuses Help Me Overtake Colorado Springs Shooter

Ben Carson says he would have overtaken the Colorado Springs Shooter with a little help from his unborn friends.

Daesh: We Are ‘Hella Impressed’ With The Gun Lobby’s ‘Soft Terrorism’

After the Colorado Springs shooting at a Planned Parenthood, Daesh released a statement commending America's gun lobby.

Local Republican ‘Tremendously Upset’ Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooter Not Muslim

The Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter is a white, middle-aged man, and presumably Christian and conservative, which has really upset one Christian conservative in particular.

David Daleiden Having Hard Time Washing Blood of Colorado Springs Off His Hands

David Daleiden says in the wake of the Colorado Springs shooting, he can't seem to wash all the blood off his hands.