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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Ted Cruz Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Muslim-Only Constitution
Ted Cruz wants a new Constitution for Muslims only.
James Schlarmann
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December 16, 2015
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President-Elect Donald Trump Vows to Change ISIS’s Wi-Fi Password
Donald Trump has a simple solution to the problem of radical Islamic terrorism, specifically the group known as Daesh.
James Schlarmann
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December 16, 2015
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Daesh Takes Credit for War on Christmas
Terrorist group Daesh has taken responsibility for all victories in the "War on Christmas."
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2015
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Man Rushed to Hospital With Third Degree Burns After Trump Book Burning
A man badly burned at a Trump rally is in "stable but still derpy" condition.
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2015
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Another Republican Debate Drinking Game
This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.
James Schlarmann
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December 15, 2015
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Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century
Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.
James Schlarmann
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December 14, 2015
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CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit
Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.
James Schlarmann
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December 14, 2015
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Ted Cruz Wants to Replace Donald Trump as the GOP’s Leading Douche
Senator Ted Cruz really hopes Republican voters think he's douchier than Donald Trump.
James Schlarmann
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December 14, 2015
Totally Bulls*it News
Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action
One white kid agrees with Justice Scalia on Affirmative Action, though he's not quite sure why.
James Schlarmann
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December 14, 2015
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #357
Will the onslaught of Obama's Gun Confiscation take your beloved peacemaker from your warm, alive hands this week?
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2015
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