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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

House Hunting American Muslim Family ‘Thrilled’ With Hidden Annex They’ve Found

One American Muslim family has found what they think is their next home.

State Republican Hires Criminal to Advise Which Gun Laws He WOULD Obey

One Republican has a new idea for determining which -- if any -- gun laws he'll support.

Local Libertarian: Child Porn Should Be Legal Because Criminals Don’t Follow Laws

One libertarian's view of child pornography through the prism of government overreach.

Wayne LaPierre: My Bank Account Needs You to Protect It With Guns

Wayne LaPierre's bank account is vulnerable, and only you guns can protect it!

Refugee Happy He Fled Syrian War Zone to Live in American War Zone

The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home.

Conservative Gun Lover Can’t Figure Out Why Gasoline Didn’t Put Out His House Fire

One gun lover's harrowing ordeal trying to extinguish the flames engulfing his home.

Ben Carson Stays at Ritz-Carlton, Wonders Where All the Crackers Are Kept

Ben Carson has another mix-up just hours after continually mixing-up Hamas and hummus.

Obama’s Communist Policies Net Capitalist American Economy 211,00 New Jobs

The extreme communism of President Barack Obama garnered the American capitalist economy 211,000 new jobs in November 2015.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #356

After the latest mass shootings this week, will Obama's gun confiscation claim YOUR freedom cannon?

Libertarian: 355 Mass Shootings in Less Than a Year ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control

How many mass shootings is mass shootings to talk about mass shootings? One libertarian says he'll let us know.