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Putin Expresses Concern About Incoming American Dictatorship

Moscovia, Kievan Rus’ — Following Donald Trump’s inauguration, Vladimir Putin, pictured above shitting his pants at the mention of President Zelenskyy, today called a surprise...

Las Vegas AAA Chapter: You Stop a Bad Guy in a Car With a Good Guy in a Car

After a tragic Las Vegas crash involving a potentially under the influence driver, AAA will start lobbying for FEWER traffic and car-related laws.

Confused Lindsey Graham Staffer Didn’t Know Campaign Was Still Going

FLAT GROVE, SOUTH CAROLINA -- When Lincoln McTavish got word that...

Gun Nut Gets Alcohol Poisoning Trying to Sober Up With Gin

A gun nut tries to outsmart his body by sobering up with more alcohol.

Agrabah Preemptively Strikes Pearl Harbor

After nearly 50% of poll respondents said they'd support a U.S. bombing campaign there, Agrabah launches its own assault on America.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #358

A running tally of Obama's gun confiscation.

Wayne LaPierre Leaves His Wife for His Trusty Rifle

Wayne LaPierre is moving on after years of marriage.

Ben Carson’s Reaction to “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”: Where’s Spock and the TARDIS?

Ben Carson liked the new "Star Wars" film, but felt it was missing a couple key characters.

Sleepy-Eyed Ben Carson Shows Up Two Days Late for CNN Debate

You might have thought you saw Ben Carson at the CNN debate, but your eyes may have been fooling you.

Donald Trump Unveils Plans “Camp Trump” for Muslim Americans

Donald Trump wants to build a "special" camp for Muslim Americans.

Daesh Thanks Republican Party For the Free Propaganda During CNN Debate

After the CNN Debate, Daesh released a statement thanking the GOP for the free airtime.