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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #377

Hide your gear, Obama's Gun Confiscation is here!

Transgender Man Wants Separate Bathrooms for ‘People Who Can’t Stop Thinking About My Crotch’

One man wants separate bathrooms for people who stop caring about his private parts.

SuperPAC Owner Threw Hundred Dollar Bills at Sanders Supporter to ‘Make Her Go Away’

A meeting between a pro-Hillary SuperPAC owner and a Sanders supporter.

DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.

While In Target Bathroom, Republican Nervously Wonders If Man Next To Him Was Born With A Penis

Target's inclusive bathroom policy has one conservative freaked out.

DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters

The DNC is trying a new campaign to keep Sanders supporters if he doesn't win the nomination.

Roosevelt Ghosts Argue Over Who Bernie Sanders is More Like

Two Roosevelt ghosts argue over Bernie Sanders.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #376

How much liberty did Obama's Gun Confiscation cost you this week?

International Arms Dealer Proud of Hillary Clinton’s Bold Stance Against the NRA

Hillary Clinton has a fan in the international arms trade.