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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Colorado Man Sends Trey Gowdy $7 Million Invoice For ‘Two Year Long Hillary Attack Ad’

The man feels Gowdy spent $7 million on anti-Hillary campaign ad.

Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton Wasted $7 Million In Taxpayer Money ‘Not Being Guilty Of Anything’

Gowdy characterized Hillary Clinton as "stubbornly not criminal or treacherous."

House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll

The Benghazi Report also reveals she was behind Jar Jar Binks.

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.

Confused Trump Supporter Thinks UK Just Voted To Keep Breakfast

One man is confused as to what the UK just voted on.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #385

Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Martin Luther King Jr.’s Force Ghost Talks About All His “Political Stunts”

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Force ghost takes a jaunt down memory lane.