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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Illinois Nazi Party Concerned They ‘Backed A Total Loser’

The Prarie State's Nazi Party is getting cold feet about Donald Trump.

Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #401

Obama's lust for your liberty lobber knows no bounds.

NBC/Universal/Sheinhardt Greenlights “Law & Order: Trump Victims Unit”

NBC says the new show will focus solely on Trump victims of sexual assault.