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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Nevada Republican Seeks To End Open Carrying Of Protest Signs

Is it time for common sense sign reform in Nevada?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #404

Is your gun safe from Captain Grabby Paws?

Doctors Disclose Melania Trump Suffers From Chronic Short-Term Amnesia

Melania Trump doesn't seem to remember much about her own life.

Trump Voter Blames ‘BLM Terrorists’ For Iowa’s White Confederate Cop Killer

A Trump voter blames BLM for the white cop killer in Iowa.

POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

Abortion is a sticky wicket; unless you're talking about a Trump abortion.

White Supremacist Already Vetting 2020 Candidates

With Trump's chances fading, this White Supremacist is looking toward the horizon.

Voter Weighs Whether New, Potentially Meaningless Emails Mean Orange Diarrhea Should Be President

Do emails matter more than keeping an unhinged bag of diarrhea out of the Oval Office?