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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients

Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.

Trump Names Burning Cross, White Hood His Top Advisers

The Trump Administration is making more hirings.

MLB Institutes Electoral College, Awards World Series To Indians

Baseball levels the playing field with their own Electoral College.

Congress Commissions Tiny Bible For Trump’s Inauguration

Preparations are underway for Trump's inauguration.

Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Melania Trump - already reaching across the aisle.

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #405

Did Obama snatch your piece out of spite?