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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual gift distribution program. Times are changing, indeed.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #410

Obummer is his name, and gun confiscation is his game. But did he snatch up your trusty liberty lobber this week, patriot?

“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.

Obama Says He’ll Sneak Into Homes And Rub “In God We Trust” Off Money Once He Leaves Office

The days of "In God We Trust" on our currency might be numbered, even after Obama leaves the White House.

Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight...

Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.

Obama To Spend Two Years Baselessly Harassing Trump About His Birth Certificate

They do say turnabouts is fair play, so that would seem to mean the same works for trolling people over their birth certificate.

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.

Barack Obama’s Post Presidency To Do List (VIDEO)

The whole world wants to know. What's Barack Obama going to do with all that spare time he's about get back in his life?

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

Archduke Ferdinand is one man who might have a very unique and interesting, relevant opinion on the murder of a Russian Ambassador in Ankara.