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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Depressed and Despondent Dinesh D’Souza Near Suicidal Over Trump Not Prosecuting Hillary

Dinesh D'Souza has a sad over Trump not prosecuting Hillary Clinton.

Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office

Can Obama be a better gun grabber in the private sector than he was as President?

Co-President Trump: Ivanka’s In The White House To ‘Fill Melania’s Vacancy’

Does Ivanka Trump have what it takes to be pinch-FLOTUS? Her dad thinks so.

Hipster Nazi Really Looking Forward To What President-Elect Trump Can ‘Cook Up’

The alt-right/American Nazis really love President-Elect Trump.