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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

5 Electoral College Alternatives to Donald Trump (VIDEO)

When the Electoral College meets next week, many are hoping they choose someone other than Donald Trump. Here are some suggestions for them.

Eric Trump In a Real Snit Because Daddy Gave Ivanka The Good White House Office

Eric Trump is really, really, really mad that his daddy gave his sister Ivanka Trump the best office in the White House because she's his favorite.

Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of...

Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag

Rufus is a Sandy Hook truther who is celebrating four full years of being the most hated, disgusting piece of human garbage ever.

Obama Making Preparations To Return Every Single Gun He Confiscated

Everyone knows President Obama took everyone's guns away. But now, he says it's time to give them back.

Sarah Palin To Give Trump Daily Unintelligence Briefings

When you need a daily dose of unintelligence, there's only one woman you can count on -- Sarah Palin.

President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.

Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump

An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.

Trump Wants Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense

Can a literal billionaire fox really be the best one to watch over the country's hen houses? President-Elect Trump thinks so.