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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Kansas Man Who Believes Media Is Blacking Out Benghazi Has No Idea About Kansas Bomb Plot

He might not know much about the Kansas Bomb Plot, but he does know...stuff.

Militiaman: Trump And Gingrich The Right ‘Old, Doughy White Men’ To Lead Bloody Insurrection

This guy thinks Trump and Newt are in their top fighting form.

Illinois Nazi Party Concerned They ‘Backed A Total Loser’

The Prarie State's Nazi Party is getting cold feet about Donald Trump.

Historians Uncover Letters From Custer Worried His Next Battle Was Rigged Against Him

Custer may have thought his big last stand was "rigged."

Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.

Kansas Bombing Plot Conspirator: ‘We’re Religious Extremists Fighting Religious Extremism With Religious Extremism’

One of the men behind the Kansas Bombing Plot speaks to their motivation.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #401

Obama's lust for your liberty lobber knows no bounds.