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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie
When Disney severed ties with YouTube star PewDiePie this week, its decapitated, cryogenically frozen founder was none too pleased.
James Schlarmann
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February 15, 2017
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Sean Spicer: “When I Said We’ve Been Hard On Russia I Meant To Say We’ve Got A Hard-On For Russia”
Acting White House Press Secretary Sean "P-Diddy" Spicer has to correct the record a little bit. But don't call him little.
James Schlarmann
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February 15, 2017
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Trump Orders Military To Award Purple Heart To Murdered KKK Grand Wizard
The body of KKK Grand Wizard Frank Ancona has been found, and Sub-President Trump would like to bestow a major honor on it.
James Schlarmann
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February 14, 2017
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Flynn Asks Putin To Be A Reference On His Résumé
General Mike Flynn is out as National Security Director, but he's hoping his very "special" contacts will help him land his next gig.
James Schlarmann
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February 14, 2017
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DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls
During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.
James Schlarmann
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February 13, 2017
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Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!
Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller may have a face and personality only his mother could love, but Ann Coulter wants in on that.
James Schlarmann
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February 13, 2017
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NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them
Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.
James Schlarmann
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February 13, 2017
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Stephen Miller Has White House Aides Move His Sleeping Coffin Out Of Frame For His Sunday TV Interviews
It was a tense few moments for White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller as he got ready to do live Sunday morning talk show interviews.
James Schlarmann
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February 12, 2017
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New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English
A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.
James Schlarmann
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February 12, 2017
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Trump Hopes Writing New Muslim Ban In Different Color Crayon Will Make It Legal This Time
If Sub-President Trump signs a new Muslim ban executive order, but in a different color crayon this time, will it pass muster?
James Schlarmann
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February 11, 2017
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