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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out
To save money and discourage immigration, President Trump has ordered the torch carried by the Statue of Liberty blown out.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star
The newly discovered exoplanets in the TRAPPIST-1 solar system will be the construction site for a new American battle station.
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
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Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive
Co-President Donald Trump announced that he was just waiting for some key supplies to arrive before finishing up his Obamacare replacement.
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2017
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Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office
Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
James Schlarmann
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February 28, 2017
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Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With
When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
James Schlarmann
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February 27, 2017
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Mahershala Ali Briefly Detained By ICE Outside Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party, His Oscar Was Free To Go
Best Supporting Actor winner Mahershala Ali was briefly detained outside a post-Oscars party while his award with a white-sounding name was let in.
James Schlarmann
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February 27, 2017
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Stephen Miller Shocked To See His Own Reflection In White House Mirror
Stephen Miller was not pleased when he looked in the mirror and saw to his shock and dismay, Stephen Miller staring right back at him.
James Schlarmann
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February 27, 2017
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Obama Volunteers To Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’
If President Trump just doesn't feel like doing the White House Correspondents Dinner, there's one guy with experience who could fill in.
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2017
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Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In White House Vault
Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2017
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