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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory

One of the president's top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches.

Trump On Charlottesville Attacker: ‘If I Had Another Racist Son, He’d Look Like James Fields’

James Fields, alleged assailant in the Charlottesville car attack that left one woman dead and several others injured, reminds Trump of his sons.

Hipster Nazi Photographed at Charlottesville White Power Rally Blames ‘Jew-Run Media’ For Being Labeled Racist

One man was caught on camera during a white power rally in Charlottesville, where a vicious, deadly terror attack took place.

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.

Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With “Fox & Friends” Hosts

Yet another presidential shakeup as Trump's entire cabinet is fired and replaced with the bobble heads of "Fox & Friends."

Bannon Tells Trump They’ll Have to ‘Settle for a Nuclear Holocaust’

It might not be the kind of holocaust he envisioned when he guided Trump to the White House, but a nuclear war with Korea still makes Bannon smile.

Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats

The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.

Stephen Miller Reassures Trump Supporters He Puts His Nazi Uniform On ‘One Leg At A Time, Too’

Sure, Stephen Miller grew up with incredible white and wealth privilege, but that doesn't make him any different than run of the mill American Nazis.

Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.

Trump’s Bone Spurs Flare Up As He Tweets Insult Over Senator Blumenthal’s Vietnam Service

President Trump used Twitter today to attack Senator Richard Blumenthal's Vietnam War record; and immediately his bone spurs acted up.