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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

"...I really think this is one of His Royal Fart-Napper's best ideas yet..." - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (KKK-GA) Greenlanders, by and large, do not...

Rumble Offers Joe Rogan $100 Million to Wear a MAGA Hat and Just Shout the N-Word

A YouTube competitor has offered podcaster Joe Rogan $100 million to...

Marco Rubio Will Condemn January 6th as Soon as the Armed Trump Supporter Says He Can

Senator Marco Rubio believes that the events of January 6th are...

RNC Declares Lincoln’s Assassination ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee might, as it turns...

Joe Rogan Insists He ‘Only Meant It’ Half the Times He Used the N-Word

Controversy continues to swirl around Joe Rogan's podcast, and it appears...

The RNC and Donald Trump’s Dong Have Censured Kinzinger and Cheney

Standing on one's principles can be a tricky proposition for anyone,...

Report: ‘Something Stinky’ Tipped Off Several People to “Masked Singer” Identity

When former New York City Mayor and Chief Donald Trump Insurrectionist...

Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research Purposes Twelve Times a Week

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often...

Failing Capitalist State Still Struggling to Provide Heat and Power to Millions

THE CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF TEXAS  -- In the failed capitalist state...

Eric Bolling and Bill O’Reilly Slam Zucker’s ‘Inappropriate’ Workplace Behavior

This week, scandal broke loose at one of the three major...