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Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?
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James Schlarmann
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November 26, 2024
I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't figure out how to wrangle my wife's genitals into their holding pen before...
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Biden: “I Don’t Know Pete Doocy’s Parents, So I Had No Right to Call Him a Son of a Bitch.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, a Fox News White House reporter asked...
James Schlarmann
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January 25, 2022
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Responding to Backlash, There Will Soon Be an Inbred, Anti-Vaxxer White M&M
McLEAN, VIRGINIA -- When executives at Mars, Incorporated approved updates to...
James Schlarmann
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January 24, 2022
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Tucker Carlson Will Rub Reese’s Pieces on His Ken Doll Patch Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is...
James Schlarmann
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January 24, 2022
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Investigators Find Justice Thomas’ Pubes on Forged Electoral Certificates
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an attempt to keep defeated President Donald...
James Schlarmann
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January 24, 2022
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Why Didn’t His Natural Immunity to Crashes Keep Him Being Thrown From His Car?
LAKE FARTFACE, MICHIGAN -- Friends and family gathered this week to...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2022
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Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
This week, Daily Caller columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh -- a devout evangelical...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2022
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Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax
Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?
Most former presidents metaphorically ride off into the sunset and spend...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck
News out of the New York State's Attorney General's office has...
James Schlarmann
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January 19, 2022
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