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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Smug Asshole: ‘Ringo’s The Least Talented Of All The Knights’

This week, Her Royal Highness the Queen of England knighted living...

Man Masturbating To Gun Videos On PornHub Repulsed By Accidentally Seeing Human Sex

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- 38-year-old right-wing...

Mushroom Cloud Assures Americans John Bolton Will Shape Trump’s Foreign Policy In Sane, Rational Direction

FALLOWT FALLS, NEVADA -- As President Donald Trump selected hawkish conservative...

Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than...

Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has sent a sternly worded...

Sex Toys “R” Us Announces Record Profits And Dozens Of Openings

BONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Retail giant Sex Toys "R" Us has...

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As reported by The New York...

Betsy DeVos Not Sure How To Arm Teachers That Already Have Two

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On Valentine's Day this year, a gunman attacked...

Mike Pence Wonders Who He Has To Blow For John Oliver To Write A Book About Him Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comedian and talk show host John Oliver recently...

Trump Demands To Know Which Illegal Mexican Or Muslim Immigrant Forced A ‘Nice White’ Into Becoming Austin Bomber

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Overnight, authorities in Austin, Texas identified, and attempted...