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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Elon Musk Developing New Social Media Platform MySpaceX.com
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a new social media...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2018
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Right-Winger Outraged Lazy Liberals Couldn’t Create Single Conspiracy Theory About YouTube Shooting or Shooter
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Self-proclaimed right-wing provocateur Jethro Bohiggins hosts...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2018
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Sinclair Broadcasting’s Robo-Anchor 5000 Says He Has Pre-Programmed Mind Of His Own
HUNT VALLEY, MARYLAND -- A viral video put together by Deadspin is making...
James Schlarmann
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April 4, 2018
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Elon Musk Developing Non-Drowsy Antihistamine Infused Condoms
SILLYCON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A new trend is sweeping the nation:...
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2018
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Trump Touts Rising Approval Ratings Among White Conservative Christian Middle Aged Men Named Jack In Red MAGA Hats
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entire time President Donald Trump has been...
James Schlarmann
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April 3, 2018
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Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries
SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN -- Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national...
James Schlarmann
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April 2, 2018
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David “Avocado” Wolfe Named FDA High Wizard Chieftain Of Raw Foods And Woo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced that he has created...
James Schlarmann
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April 2, 2018
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Trump Says Undocumented Mexicans Coming Here To Take Advantage Of The Homestead Act
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed into the...
James Schlarmann
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April 2, 2018
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Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter
This morning, Jerusalem Jesus, the plucky mascot of Israel, predicted that...
James Schlarmann
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April 1, 2018
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Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook
Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted...
James Schlarmann
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March 30, 2018
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