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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Congressman Mo Brooks Suggests Rocks In Head Causing His IQ To Lower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, Representative Mo Brooks made global headlines...

Trump Supporter Joins Netflix Obama Boycott, Destroys Smart TV

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell told his podcast and YouTube audiences...

Kelly Sadler In Consideration To Be 2019 White House Correspondents Dinner Comedian

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House Correspondents Association has announced that...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into...

President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding...

White House To Push For Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital...

Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

Congress is kicking around a unique new idea to mitigate the horror of school shootings.

Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's controversial pick to...