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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Woman Spends Sixteen Hours A Day Switching Her Facebook Feed From “Top Stories” To “Most Recent”

CLEMMONS PASS, MISSOURI -- Though she doesn't consider herself someone who...

After Iran Deal, Trump Eyes Pulling Out Of Emancipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump followed through on one...

Adult Film Actress Says Obama Secretly Helped Her Use Exchange To Get Health Insurance

THE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- An adult film star has revealed that...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Testify Before Mueller For Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham...

Elon Musk Dedicated To Building Affordable Housing On Mars

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk...

WalMart To Begin Restricting Sales Of Meth In Their Parking Lots

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- Executives at WalMart announced...

Report: Mansplaining Most Effective Contraceptive Available

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has...