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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- While multiple wildfires engulf parts of California,...

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll...

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal...

Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no secret on the Hill that Special...

Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- NBA star Lebron...

While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is truly and utterly confounded...

Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee

HOBART, ARKSANSAS -- Clem O'Connell loves American history, and he considers...

West Hollywood Offers Trump’s Walk of Fame Star to Lebron James

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- The West Hollywood...