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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released...

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

SWILLY CORN VALLEY -- The Bong Company -- billionaire inventor Elon...

Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All Those Years If They’re NOT Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, a former Sesame Street writer made headlines when he...

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike...

Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Elon Musk made major headlines when...

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When two of the greatest political minds of...

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro...

Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bleary-eyed, disheveled looking Supreme Court Justice Brett...