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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum

Washington, D.C. -- International Business Machines (IBM) announced on Friday that...

OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder

MATADOR, NEVADA -- Former NFL star OJ Simpson held a press...

Poll: Majority of Americans Think Trump is “The Worst, From the Standpoint of Being President”

A poll released Tuesday seems to indicate that the majority of...

Ivanka Trump Refutes Key Details Of Stormy Daniels Tell-All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Adult film star Stormy Daniels made enormous waves...

Kavanaugh Accuser Christine Blasey Ford Opens Separate Bank Account For All That Sweet Death Threat Cash

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who is accusing Supreme...

Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement...

Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual River Cleanup

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Nevada City, CA -- A group of...

Area Racist Says He Was “Just Kidding” About The Racist Things He Said

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Stone Mountain, GA -- Area racist Ray Dean...

Robertson: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell growing...

Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to...