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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro...

Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bleary-eyed, disheveled looking Supreme Court Justice Brett...

Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Senator Susan Collins is confirming...

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey...

Budweiser To Sponsor “Kavanaugh’s Konfirmation Kegger” At White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of his confirmation to the Supreme...

Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh issued a...

Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a few short hours, President Donald...

Pro-Trump Podcaster: ‘If Merrick Garland Was A Real Man He Would’ve Tried To Rape Somebody’ To Get On Supreme Court

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTuber Jethro Bohiggins...

New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight

Grass Valley, CA -- For over a hundred years, many Grass...

Trump Offers Last Minute Compromise: Replace Kavanaugh With Bill Cosby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Offering to "help two sexual predators with one...