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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For whatever reason, President Barack Obama did not...

Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm

WINDY FALLS, MINNESOTA -- For years, Commander Glenn Mitchum has dined...

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released...

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

SWILLY CORN VALLEY -- The Bong Company -- billionaire inventor Elon...

Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All Those Years If They’re NOT Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, a former Sesame Street writer made headlines when he...

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike...

Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Elon Musk made major headlines when...

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When two of the greatest political minds of...