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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Tomi Lahren Outraged at Santa Claus’s 23andMe Results

CAJA DE DIABLA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributor Tammy Lahren...

Former President George Bush Reassured Several Times He’s Not Dead Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Friends, family, and longtime aides to the Bush...

Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a day that many in this country...

Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son,...

Yoko Ono to Cover Dark Side of The Moon

New York, NY -- Following what many are calling a successful...

Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency...

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO -- Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident...

Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE -- When President Trump told a rally crowd in...

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders...

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Will the newest additions help quell the controversy over Starbucks Holiday Cups?