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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Elon Musk Officially Trademarks ‘Elon Musk Offers to Buy And Then Delete’ Meme

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and possible cartoon...

Huckabee Sanders Wonders If Bomb At Soros Home ‘Really As Bad’ As Her Being Shouted At In Public

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outside the White House this morning, Press Secretary...

Midterm Voters Anxious to Take First Steps Toward Ending State of National Emergy

The results of a new poll we conducted with the help...

Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just a matter of days left before...

Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is

America -- Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the...

OJ Simpson Tells President Trump He Believes Saudi Arabia Didn’t Kill Jamal Khashoggi

MATA TODOS, NEVADA -- Former NFL star and ex-convict OJ Simpson...

Trump to Apply ‘Natural Instinct for Science’ and Personally Rewrite School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Planning to bring his "natural instinct for science"...

John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's tax attorney has joined together...

Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For whatever reason, President Barack Obama did not...