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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Trump Charity Accused of Stealing Donations Meant for Kids With Windmill Cancer

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Trump Pediatric Windmill Cancer Foundation...

Trump Wants Ann Coulter as Next DHS Secretary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary...

Outgoing DHS Secretary Nielsen Making One Last Run to Petco for Dog/Migrant Child Crates

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary...

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Conservative talk radio host and 2003 winner...

Government Now Using Stealth Drones for Chemtrail Operations

Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration...

Barr Says He Has Evidence of OJ Simpson’s Innocence, But American Public Can’t See It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference...

President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Though it's still more than a year and...

Trump Says Democrats Want ‘Unlimited Post-Arousal Abortions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship...

Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production...

Obama Offers Trump His Birth Certificate in Exchange for Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing...