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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Pat Robertson: “If The Florida and Puerto Rico Gays Stop Having the Sex With Each Other, We Might Stop Hurricane Dorian!”
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told his telecongregation this...
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2019
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Hurricane Dorian Makes Preemptive Strike Against U.S. Nuclear Arsenal
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, the Pentagon is...
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2019
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Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump took part in the...
James Schlarmann
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August 28, 2019
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Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them on Hurricanes
CABEZA MIERDA, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush left the...
James Schlarmann
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August 27, 2019
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NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the...
James Schlarmann
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August 26, 2019
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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The Oval Office First”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent three...
James Schlarmann
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August 26, 2019
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Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos Convince White House to Rush Thousands of Rakes to Amazon Headquarters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued an order to...
James Schlarmann
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August 26, 2019
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Trump: “I Didn’t Consider Nuking Hurricanes Because Everyone Knows You Nuke Tornadoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, Axios published a story that suggested President...
James Schlarmann
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August 26, 2019
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Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and...
James Schlarmann
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August 25, 2019
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Mexican Government Releases Detailed Audit of How Much They’ve Paid for Trump’s Wall So Far
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The federal government of Mexico has published...
James Schlarmann
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August 25, 2019
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