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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35...

“I Guess I’ll Just Have to Bomb Iran All By Myself!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly upset John Bolton was seen angrily...

Rally Crowd Shocked and Dismayed When President Tells a Single Truth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a campaign rally in North Carolina this...

New 2020 Polls Show Chrissy Teigen Leads President P**sy A** B**ch In Head-to-Head Matchup

Currently, the RealClearPolitics polling averages show that next year's presidential election could leave...

President Invites Sarah Palin to Become His Third First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out...

Chrissy Teigen and The DNC Just Unveiled a New 2020 Slogan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee has unveiled a new...

Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sculptor in the nation's capital almost made...

President Cancels Plans for Twin Trump Towers in Kabul

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump announced on Twitter over the weekend...

5 Restaurants You Simply Must Get Food Poisoning From

Not to sound too controversial, but food is pretty important to...