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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
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James Schlarmann
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July 10, 2024
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...
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Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around...
James Schlarmann
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September 4, 2019
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Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter...
James Schlarmann
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September 4, 2019
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WalMart Assures Americans They Can Still Make Love To Their Guns In Store Parking Lots
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- This week, WalMart's CEO shocked America when it...
James Schlarmann
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September 4, 2019
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Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- So far in 2019, CBS News reports that...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2019
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Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where Alabama Was
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump shouted at reporters on...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2019
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Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control
EMPTY HOLLOW, CONNECTICUT -- This weekend, CBS News reported that by...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2019
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White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice
The calendar has just barely turned over into September, but 35...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2019
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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of...
James Schlarmann
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September 3, 2019
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FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence
"Platitudes are probably a way better idea at this point."
James Schlarmann
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September 2, 2019
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Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket
REICH LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is reportedly...
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2019
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