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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Fearing Another Whistleblower, President Bans Tea Kettles From White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the President of the United States...
James Schlarmann
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September 20, 2019
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League of Latinx Voters Puts Out Pamphlet: “5 Reasons To Re-Elect Donald Trump For President”
President of the United States, and Head Stable Genius at MENSA,...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers”
HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA -- Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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Shane Gillis Hired as Trump’s New Speechwriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, at a ceremony in the Rose Garden,...
James Schlarmann
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September 18, 2019
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Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them.
Alleged comedian Shane Gillis will not be joining the cast of Saturday...
James Schlarmann
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September 18, 2019
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Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's top doctors aren't sure anything can...
James Schlarmann
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September 18, 2019
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President Orders DOJ to Investigate Obama For Being Better at Literally Everything Than He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is not a secret at all on...
James Schlarmann
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September 17, 2019
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White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report...
James Schlarmann
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September 17, 2019
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Shane Gillis Fired From SNL But Hired by KKK
RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne...
James Schlarmann
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September 17, 2019
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