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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Chamber of Commerce: White Sheet Sales Up 72% Since January 2017
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced on Monday that retailers across...
James Schlarmann
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September 23, 2019
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Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried...
James Schlarmann
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September 23, 2019
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President Warns Americans Not To Interfere In Next Election By Voting For The Democrat
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though there are still several months left before...
James Schlarmann
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September 21, 2019
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President Assures Skeptics Putin Gave Him Permission to Collude With Ukraine This Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As buzz grows on the Hill surrounding reports...
James Schlarmann
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September 21, 2019
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Pervy Conspiracy Theorist Storms Area 69 Instead
AREA 69, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION -- While everyone else has been busy...
James Schlarmann
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September 20, 2019
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President Calls California ‘Unconstitutional,’ and Revokes Its Statehood
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration officially filed paperwork to revoke...
James Schlarmann
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September 20, 2019
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Fearing Another Whistleblower, President Bans Tea Kettles From White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the President of the United States...
James Schlarmann
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September 20, 2019
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League of Latinx Voters Puts Out Pamphlet: “5 Reasons To Re-Elect Donald Trump For President”
President of the United States, and Head Stable Genius at MENSA,...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers”
HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA -- Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has...
James Schlarmann
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September 19, 2019
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