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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

5 Restaurants You Simply Must Get Food Poisoning From

Not to sound too controversial, but food is pretty important to...

President Orders ICE to Deport Entertainers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A feud between two entertainers and the President...

Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new...

Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch

DUMFUQ, TEXAS -- Rep. Dan Crenshaw is opening a bank that...

Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee...

Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have...

Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw loans his guns...

White House Releases New Official Presidential Portrait

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House officially released a new presidential...