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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean To His Baby Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, fat, whiny, entitled, spoiled bitch stood...
James Schlarmann
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April 7, 2020
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Pro-Life Supreme Court Justices Rule ‘Not So Much’ When It Comes to Wisconsin Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a 5-4 decision split down ideological lines,...
James Schlarmann
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April 7, 2020
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CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest...
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2020
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4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much
There are certain words in the English language that are categorically...
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2020
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Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One
Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app "Zoom"...
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2020
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Pro-Trump Televangelist Wonders if COVID-19 God’s Punishment for Impeaching Trump
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- It's not often that Rev. Bill Millen...
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2020
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White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his coronavirus...
James Schlarmann
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April 6, 2020
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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the...
James Schlarmann
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April 5, 2020
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