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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the...

MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?" To be sure, it's something...

Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world waits and hopes for a...

Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement

Donald Trump picked up another endorsement this week.

Local Man Pretty Sure He Can Convince Himself to Masturbate

SPAYNK RIVER BANK, MISSOURI -- In a sleepy town located on...

Man Dumbfounded That Clothes Left Next to Hamper Are Still Washed and Folded

COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO -- A Colorado man has reported miraculous laundry...