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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Racist Cops All of Sudden No Longer Racist

"Oh shit! Holy fuck! I can't believe it's happening, but it's...

Booker, Harris Holding Up Federal Anti-Neighbor Ass Beating Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Legislation aimed at curbing the incidence of one...

Trump Also Declares UncleFa a Terrorist Group

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump directed the federal government today...

Rand Paul Wonders If Black Lives Really Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is only one, single member of the...

Proposed Amendment Would Replace All Other Amendments With Second Amendment

Weighed down by accusations that the pushback against Black Lives Matter...

2003 Republicans Want U.S. Military to Liberate U.S. From 2020 Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A delegation of elected Republicans from the year...

Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the...