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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2021
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Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He would later tell reporters he "wasn't quite...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2021
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Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the shouts from the angry mob could...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2021
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Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint)...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2021
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FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction
Did you recently storm the capitol, vandalize it, harass the police,...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2021
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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
Looking to melt thousands of snowflakes at one time? Trying to...
James Schlarmann
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January 6, 2021
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Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame...
James Schlarmann
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January 6, 2021
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Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It happened with a sort of "cracking" sound,...
James Schlarmann
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January 6, 2021
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Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has...
James Schlarmann
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January 6, 2021
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Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President...
James Schlarmann
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January 6, 2021
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