James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans

Tom Cotton Says Democrat Votes Should Only Be Worth Three-Fifths of Republican Votes

Jim Jordan Shares Freedom Fries With the Dixie Chicks While Blasting ‘Cancel Culture’

Issa Wants to Investigate Why Liberals Canceled Mr. Potato Head’s Penis to Cover Up Benghazi

President Manchin Decides the Plebs Don’t Need Living Wages

Gaetz Plans to Fuck a Mrs. Potato Head While Reading Racist Dr. Seuss Books to Own the Libs

Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Bill Legalizing Insurrections

Republicans Race to Make Democrat Voting Illegal by 2024

Jim Jordan Says Parents Should Decide Which Seuss Books and KKK Pamphlets Their Kids Read

Hawley Asks Wray to Blink Twice If The FBI Has Proof He’s a Traitor

Lying Sack of Shit Hired By Network Full of Lying Sacks of Shit

House Republicans Urging States to Rush Kids Back Into Potential School Shootings

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